Hey, kiddies, gather round. The man with the goodies is here. Here's a little beauty for me to you. Just inhale and sniff at his aeroplane glue. Oh, one whiff, man, and you... Isn't it true that sniffing glue can damage your liver and kidneys? Cool it, kid. Lookie. Amphetamines, bennies, dexes, meth. They say amphetamines can cause something like schizofrene. Schizofrene. In most cases, it does not last. Cool it, kid. Now for the barbs. Neato, nice, easy downers. Withdrawal from barbiturates can cause convulsions. Will you convulse yourself out of here? Grass. Anything wrong with pot? They're not sure yet. They just started studying about it. Worry, wart. Dig, everybody. L. S. D. Bad trips and a chance of chromosome damage. How do you know you got chromosomes? Everything you got there can hurt you, can't it? Sure, kid. Why do you think they call it dope? Hey, where's everybody going? Oh, my God.